Alright, Its annual IMATS time. See my "Game Plan" post here for tips and general hilarity.
Tuesday, 25 November 2014
Monday, 24 November 2014
Spark Sessions, a room full of fashion and beauty bloggers, room full of curated tastes and aesthetic analyzers. Show me a fashion/beauty conference, and I'll show you true fear.
I knew that when I step through that entrance, lock-on-target, cross-haired, fashion blogger's eyes would hone in on my outfit with fashion police beacons at the ready. I may be a lowly beauty blogger but damn it, I was going to rise to the challenge. I was going to wow the frickin' crowd. I was going to be the Queen of the Parade while acting cool as a cucumber ("
I woke up like this") and with flippin' grace that's...if my face would stay on.
Sunday, 23 November 2014
I am my own spa specialist, at home mask apothecarist and do-it-yourself skin fixer-upper. Since I can't spend my non-existent $$$s on pros to skin map my face every week, I will try and solve my skin issues solo by mapping out my facial in a process of multiple maskings. I bespoke skincare, people. I am the McGyver of at home facials.
Saturday, 22 November 2014
Friday, 21 November 2014
Fine. I will admit that these are cute. My hardened basic-bitch heart has thawed slightly for these plastic apple shaped, stamped on, Hello-Kitty-faced lip balms. The An Apple a Day Trio Balm Set almost wins my heart over.
Thursday, 20 November 2014
The Hello Kitty Pop-Up Party Eyeshadow Palette* prompted me to consider the type of party Hello Kitty would have. At the very least, those attending would be party ready with these shades where nothing is too dark and nothing too smokey. Hello Kitty is a young impressionable youth and we can't have the usual b*tches, h*es, and foam jets at her shindig, so leave those back-room snogging eyes for next week at the club, ladies.