Saturday, 22 November 2014

My "I Have Too Many Things" Post


Find any beauty blogger and I will find you her/his "I have too many things" post (its almost as mandatory as the "why I blog" post). This, formally, will be mine.

Friday, 21 November 2014

Hello Kitty An Apple a Day Trio Balm Set*

*Press Sample

Hello Kitty An Apple a Day Trio Balm Set review swatch

Fine. I will admit that these are cute.  My hardened basic-bitch heart has thawed slightly for these plastic apple shaped, stamped on, HelloiKitty-faced lip balms. The An Apple a Day Trio Balm Set almost wins more heart over.

Thursday, 20 November 2014

Hello Kitty's Kind of Party ft. the Hello Kitty Pop-Up Party Eyeshadow Palette*

*Press Sample

Hello Kitty Pop-Up Party Eyeshadow Palette* swatches and review

 The Hello Kitty Pop-Up Party Eyeshadow Palette* prompted me to consider the type of party Hello Kitty would have. At the very least, those attending would be party ready with these shades where nothing is too dark and nothing too smokey. Hello Kitty is a young impressionable youth and we can't have the usual b*tches, h*es, and foam jets at her shindig, so leave those back-room snogging eyes for next week at the club, ladies.

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

Would you accessorize with Hello Kitty (Milk Money Makeup Bag and Ruby Compact Mirror)*?

*Press Sample

Sephora Hello Kitty Milk Money Makeup Bag and Ruby Compact MIrror review

I have a friend, who would have loved these accessories. I can image her using them and loving their aesthetic and just cherishing the youthful cute-ness that are embodied in this Milk Money Makeup Bag and Ruby Compact Mirror. However, this is not exactly my aesthetic, so I can't say I relate. 


Sunday, 16 November 2014

On Hello Kitty


Currently, as the world is filled with amazing amounts of trivial pieces of knowledge, there are probably two things you need to know about Hello Kitty. 1) She is not a cat. She is a girl (I am still not convinced). 2) She is not really a girl (but not actually a cat) since she is 40 years old (but apparently ageless, and perpetually in third grade).

Saturday, 15 November 2014

The Body Shop Holiday Sets*


In this video:
- I am practically an ad for The Body Shop.
- I wear inappropriately smokey eye make up to discuss skincare.
- I get tongue tied more than once.

Eyeing any of The Body Shop sets?